a nice path to the lake at kripalu. despite the ***king mosquitoes.

Okay, last yoga ashram of the month, I promise! This weekend I did a workshop at the Kripalu Center for Yoga and Health in Lenox, MA. Alright I have to give a tip to all my single male readers out there who are looking for love (of which I'm sure there are many) who are too shy to email me for some reason: Yoga centers are the place to meet hot single girls in their 20's. Forget the bookstore as your intelligent singles hotspot, that is sooooo 2006. Every yoga place I've been to has been almost entirely populated by friendly good-looking girls. Not only are they hot, but you know that they're into yoga so they're comfortable with their bodies and they're all bendy and stuff. And they're probably smart (since they're smart enough to do yoga, like me!) and they probably have a decent enough job that affords them the luxury of visiting yoga centers. Do it, go now, the girls are waiting.
There was one cutie guy in one of the yoga classes I took at Kripalu, I called him "Vince Neil" in my head because he looked a lot like Vince Neil from Motley Crue back when Vince Neil was hot and not a fat recovering drug addict. And before he killed those two kids in a drunk-driving accident. Could I use the word hot more in this entry? Hot, hot, hottie hot hot.
Wow I forgot to talk about the yoga center. This place was definitely more of a retreat than an ashram, it cost a lot more than the other places but it was worth it for a lot of reasons. The first one being that I slept in a bed inside instead of a tent outside. The second one being that I was allowed to have caffeine there (a lot of ashrams don't like caffeine) and they even provided the tea bags for it. The third one being that they had a whirlpool and a sauna there that was sex-separated so you could go in naked. The fourth one being that the yoga asana classes were really physically challenging in a good kind of way. To sum up: me likey Kripalu!

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Like a drifter i was born to walk alone...